*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
It’s not Porn. No really.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
i do not even have a sleep schedule anymore its just a gigantic mess
britney spears having a moment over cupcakes
"All my family on my dad’s side are kind of like the practical joking type, and they’ve got banter"
this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
Murder House. Murder House is everything.